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15.06.2025 02:50

Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Next, they tried...
What is the most gay experience with your dad?
Thumbs down again.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
What pleasure do guys get by sucking female breasts?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good